{"product_id":"sloth-im-retired-but-i-work-part-time-as-a-pain-in-the-ass-humor-shirt","title":"Sloth I’m retired but I work part time as a pain in the ass humor shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eWhat you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in \u003cstrong\u003e4 different styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Hit Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eStudio-Grade Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eTrust the Source\u003c\/strong\u003e – Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. 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