{"product_id":"jesus-could-have-turned-that-water-into-soda-but-he-didnt-because-you-masturbated-t-shirt","title":"Jesus Could Have Turned That Water Into Soda But He Didn’t Because You Masturbated T-shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHere’s Why It’s Worth It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003ePut It On, Forget It’s There\u003c\/strong\u003e – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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