{"product_id":"ill-eat-a-bowl-of-water-with-a-fork-before-i-give-a-shit-about-your-simpsons-shirt","title":"I’ll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a shit about your Simpsons shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWearable Art – Vivid DTG Print on Genuine Gildan®\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eSeeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on \u003cstrong\u003eLong Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eLooks Fresh, Stays Fresh\u003c\/strong\u003e – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eYour New Daily Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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