{"product_id":"funny-my-body-is-a-machine-that-turns-hot-dogs-into-hot-logs-shirt","title":"Funny My Body Is A Machine That Turns Hot Dogs Into Hot Logs Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildan® Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your style and we handle the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eZero Compromise\u003c\/strong\u003e – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFeels Like a Hug\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® fabric with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Premium comfort from the inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrom American Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. 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